Wow I was reading back on some of my old journals here... I sound like such a damn douche! Jesus. Back then I was always so up my own ass with how mature I was. Reading back on those journals I'd say a good 70% of the time I sound like a total dumbass

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Of course the percentage increases if you go way far back through my Xanga... and if you dare through that greatest journal crap. I was really pathetic then

. Or maybe I'm just a hardened no-nonsense business woman now?
SCROTUM!
... No I guess not.
Killing time is great. And if you hadn't noticed that's the only reason why I'm updating this again
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away.
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away.
*Has flashback*
"WE THROW POTATOS AT THE INDIANS!
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What sombrerro?
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"Let's conspire to ignite...." - Muse
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What sombrerro?
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w00t!
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